Don’t ask about my new year’s resolutions because all my past resolutions are yet to be done. Have a blessed new year!
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
A new year doesn’t come to change your life. It comes to remind you that one more year has gone and you’re still the same useless moron who thinks he can make his resolutions come true!
I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. Happy New Year!
I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2022, partner!
May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package! Happy New year, anyways.
If all the heartbreaks and troubles from the last year didn’t make you strong, let me wish one more year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy new year!
I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
New years are like pages in a book that’s so boring. You always think that the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy new year!